Well, I guess I should start blogging again, eh?
First thing's first, though. I need to tell you what's been going on. As you know, I'm back with the Company. My first mission, after assassinating someone whose name I can't mention yet, was to apprehend Sylar.
He's always managed to elude even my most elaborate of traps.
So, I went on his reality show, Sylar's Bachelor to win his heart, and cage it in the bowels of Primatech.
I beat out many exceptional contestants and Adam Monroe.
It was a long and difficult journey in which I:
- dated Sarah Michelle Gellar
- formed a boy band with MC Hammer, Carlton from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and The Haitian
- partied it up with my fellow contestants
- Wrangled with Simon Cowell, Richard Simmons, Peter Petrelli and Jack Bauer
- went on a celebrity-filled date with Sylar and shark attacks
- and even killed George Clooney
It was a fun experience, but the best part was winning, even if Sylar escaped.