In My Down Time...

Well, I guess I should start blogging again, eh?

First thing's first, though. I need to tell you what's been going on. As you know, I'm back with the Company. My first mission, after assassinating someone whose name I can't mention yet, was to apprehend Sylar.



He's always managed to elude even my most elaborate of traps.

So, I went on his reality show, Sylar's Bachelor to win his heart, and cage it in the bowels of Primatech.

I beat out many exceptional contestants and Adam Monroe.

It was a long and difficult journey in which I:

• dated Sarah Michelle Gellar
  
• formed a boy band with MC Hammer, Carlton from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and The Haitian
  
• partied it up with my fellow contestants
  
• Wrangled with Simon Cowell, Richard Simmons, Peter Petrelli and Jack Bauer
  
• went on a celebrity-filled date with Sylar and shark attacks
  
• and even killed George Clooney
  

It was a fun experience, but the best part was winning, even if Sylar escaped.