Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Time for Redemption

I've been....not so good for pretty much my entire life. Sure, when I was at my evilest, my primary motivation was the safety of my family, but it's time for a new era: an era of redemption.

Sylar is dead after all. Totally dead. Beyond coming-back-from-the-dead dead. And so, with him finally (and completely and thoroughly) out of the way, I can finally relax my evilness and live permanently on the good side of the line.

So, as I watched Sylar's body (his real, actual body) burn away to nothing more than an ashy, Sylary skeleton, I decided to make a list of all the bad things I've done so I can make up for them one by one.

My List

  • #4. Broke Mohinder's Nose

  • #12. Sat on Mr. Muggles

  • #15. Manhandled Sandra when I thought she was Sylar

  • #23. Tricked Hana into thinking she was working for the CIA

  • #38. Caused the Travelocity Roaming Gnome to commit suicide

  • #42. Didn't share my Twix with The Haitian

  • #50. Killed Ivan.

  • #64. Pointed out Angela to the security guard when she was shoplifting socks

  • #67. Shot Elle in the butt

  • #72. Neglected my blogging duties

I didn't post the entire list. Some things don't need to be public. Plus, I'm still adding more to it as I remember. If I wronged you, feel free to let me know and I'll add it to my list.

Aside from making up for the bad things I've done, I'll have to be less mysterious. Where there's a cloak, there's a dagger. So, no more calling me Mr. Bennet. Maybe having people call me by my first name, like normal people do, would make me less mysterious and more good. I should probably get contact lenses too, but I don't think I'm ready to go that far just yet.

I'm just trying to be a better person.

My name is Noah.


Bosh said...

OMG You're back!

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Anonymous said...


"My name is Noah" = EPIC!!! xD