Alias

When I bag and tag, I don't bother hiding my true identity. The glasses make me mysterious enough as it is. Plus, nobody knows my first name anyway.

But these villains are going to be a bigger challenge than your average dyslexic fool. They're going to require more than simple shooting. They're going to require that I take on a secret identity and infiltrate their little criminal pack in order to bring them in. After all, they're armed with some of the most dangerous of superpowers. I've got a gun, two paperclips and my horned rims. I'll have to be extra cunning.

Plus, it's been a while since I've played dress up. The only question is, which alias should I use?

Power Ranger?

Love Boat Captain?

Iron-Rimmed Glasses?

One of those Japanese Fish Dudes from Star Wars?

The Messiah?