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So, what if we, like, killed Mr. Bennet? That would be cool, huh? I wish I could break those glasses of his and then stab him in the eyes with sporks, you know, like I do with squirrels. Blind squirrels are fun. And even more fun to make!
But I guess we can't kill him. Yet. Hehehe. Hopefully Thompson will let me torture him. In the meantime I may morph into Sandra and go give Lyle a strip-tease. That should traumatize him for life. Maybe he'd spork out his own eyes.
Anyway, I just wanted to say hi. Hi!
-Candace
4 comments:
Sporks? That's a great idea! I'll have to try that out next time. Maybe I'll save that for the Cat lady.
Candice, I love you to death, but please let my HRG go?
dont hurt him!!!!! hes my glasses!!!!
I think you need a new hobby. Have you ever thought of killing someone with liposuction?
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