So, what if we, like, killed Mr. Bennet? That would be cool, huh? I wish I could break those glasses of his and then stab him in the eyes with sporks, you know, like I do with squirrels. Blind squirrels are fun. And even more fun to make!
But I guess we can't kill him. Yet. Hehehe. Hopefully Thompson will let me torture him. In the meantime I may morph into Sandra and go give Lyle a strip-tease. That should traumatize him for life. Maybe he'd spork out his own eyes.
Anyway, I just wanted to say hi. Hi!