Saturday, May 5, 2007

Losers!

Well, it's me again. The Mr. Bennet that's competing in Last Gladiator Standing 2. And I'm scared!

Our team lost. I don't blame my teammates, though, despite their incompetence. And their foul odor. And their general ugliness. No, I blame the self-obsessed politician that managed to win immunity for his team! Boo, Nathan! Boo!

I fought hard. This was the toughest challenge yet and I did the best, for sure! Yet, I didn't win. Why? Because of that evil Republican. I suspect the judge is Skull & Bones. That's the only explanation!

3 comments:

natalie said...

That's a sexy outfit you've got there.

Svetlana Smith said...

I'm sorry that everyone liked my bikini-clad catgirl friends more than they liked your team.

Hopefully you don't get voted off! I'd hate to see you miss out on that free codpiece.

~ Lana

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

That could be Nathan's campaign platform -- Codpieces for all!