LOST

Well, Parkman and I watched our TV shows.

First it was Thank God You're Here. Parkman was laughing the entire show! If there were any jokes, I probably missed them because of the noise he was making.

But everything got quiet when LOST started. We were ready. We've been waiting too long. And finally, it was here!

I don't want to give away any spoilers, so I won't say what happened.

Well, okay, here might be some spoilers. I was sitting there watching the show, and all of a sudden Matt yells, "Gah! Thanks for ruining it for me."

"What?" I said. "I didn't say anything."

"You knew Locke's dad was the real Sawyer!"

"Everyone did."

"Well, I didn't!" Matt looked like he was going to cry, "Now, I know what's going to happen. Locke's taking Sawyer back to meet the guy and Sawyer's going to kill him!"

"Well, that's what I think will happen."

"I know it's what you think! And now it's going to happen and I won't be surprised."

"Well, how do you think I feel? I know this too!"

"Shut up! The commercials are over."

Well, it played out like we thought. But the episode was still good, despite being predictable. I'm just glad there were a tiny bit of answers.

"You don't know that!" Matt yelled.

"What?"

"How can you be so sure it's not Hell or Purgatory?"

Before I could answer, Matt continued with the argument.

"Gah! Are you blind? It's obvious. It's been obvious from the start!"

"But..."

"They're not just trying to trick us! That's been the plan forever. They're prepping us to reveal the truth."

"..."

"Don't ignore me!"

Suddenly there was a large explosion outside. Parkman and I ran out to see a man running away with his suit on fire.

"Ted, what did you do?" Parkman asked.

"Me sit here on curb. People give Ted money. Me surprised first but me like! More come, give more money. But he no give money. Ted get mad!"