Update from Hacknor

Things are progressing well here on Hacknor. My team won immunity and one of the competition has gone home. He was an odd fellow. I can't say that I'll miss him.

This next challenge looks difficult. It's a scavenger hunt, but luckily we paired up and are each going after two items. Sandra might be mad, but I'm with an attractive female lieutenant. I know, a female lieutenant? I'm as shocked as you! Sometimes I forget this isn't the Fifties.

I hope the Other Me is doing okay on Earth. I read that he escaped Primatech. He just better not be maxing out my credit card shopping with Sprague and Parkman.