Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Holy Shh......

Mohinder??? Seriously, Mohinder???? Mr. Exposition pulled the trigger? Mohinder??

I have to say, this is why I don't have friends. People ask me, "Noah," well, most people don't know my first name. People ask me, "Bennet," actually lots of people don't even know my last name. People ask me, "Guy in Horn Rimmed Glasses, why do you always kill people?" Well, now they know!

Partners are always out to kill each other. It's just a matter of who pulls the trigger first. If it wasn't for that stupid flying brat, I could have blown Suresh's brain right out of that empty head of his. But, I had a momentary relapse into goodness. And it cost me.

But seriously, Mohinder?? I knew he was a loose cannon, an iffy pawn on the chessboard of destiny, as he might say. But I never thought he had it in him to shoot me. I mean, I'm Noah Bennet!

Now, I need to get my senses together. I'm still dealing with some post-traumatic stress. After all, I just died. Does anyone wonder what happens when you die? The rumors are true.

You really do meet Andy Griffith. While his theme song whistled in the background, he spoke, "Noah, welcome. Walk into the light."

"Screw you!" I said. "I have a daughter to protect."

And so, I'm back.....but where am I?


Lauren said...

Now that you're not dead anymore you should finish Mohinder. He sure is stupid for a smart guy. Silly Mo, HRG can't stay dead. Not when there is revenge to be extracted.

Sylar said...

Mr. Glasses! Never almost die again! Unless it's to die by my hands!

Heidi Petrelli said...

I overheard the message on the answering machine.
I never met you, except I think I ran into you and Claire at Banana Republic one day.
I hate Mohinder! Sure,he is attractive and has a jaw like Adonic-but I hate him!

Anonymous said...

Do not try to be a good person again. This is not you.

That was good parenting by the way. Another loser shot you because of your little girl (again!)

Hey, that means you are a zombie now, you'll feel the urge to eat brains! Go and start with Mohinder, please.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Yep there's nothing like cheatin' death to make you really appreciate the things in life.

Just remember what ol' Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator does when the earth quakes, the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator just looks that big old storm right in the eye and says, "Give me your best shot. I can take it."

Elizabeth said...

Astral twin, I cried when Mohindy pulled the trigger. Really.
The fun thing is, I cried also when the Haitian shoot you so you can protect Claire. I guess I... nevermind.