People are always asking that question of me, so I felt I should clear it up once and for all.
Am I evil? Sure. I park in handicap spots, even though my legs work fine. I have even undertipped a waitress before.
But the condition is only temporary. I rarely commit evil acts while sleeping. Sometimes I take a shower without even having a single evil thought.
Am I good? Of course. I always pay my taxes on time. I also use my blinker when changing lanes.
My life is full of choices. Choices only I can make. And every time I choose what is best. Not what is good. Not what is evil. But what is best.
Tuesday, January 16, 2007