Sunday, January 14, 2007

Secrecy of the Diary

As I'm sure you are aware, it's important to me that certain aspects of my career don't become public knowledge. So, you're probably wondering, "Aren't you afraid that people reading your diary might say something?"

The answer is, "Nope".

You see, I have a security precaution. When you read my diary, a small tracking code is uploaded onto your computer. Within seconds, Primatech Paper Company has a readout of you, your family, your work and, most importantly, your location. We even have GPS technology!

An emergency mind technician is sent out to take care of the problem. You may have seen him before, but you wouldn't remember if you have.

So, go right ahead. Read my diary. It only takes about a minute to undo it.

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