Checkmate

My wife has a prize Pomeranian. She's been training it for a long time. The funny thing is, she thinks all that training has paid off.

Mr. Muggles has won a lot of dog shows. He's a very talented and special creature. But it's not because of her training.

In my spare time, I've been training Mr. Muggles as well. I've also been tweaking his genetics.

My research has benefited greatly from the experiments. But my ego may have suffered. It's always disappointing to lose a game of chess to a telekinetic dog.

"How about best two out of three?"