Married with Children
You know, when I scored myself a wife I thought things would be mega cool. But it turns out they're giga not!
I'm actually the only one of my friends to start a family. They didn't think I could do it, but I managed.
Back in the day, my wife was gold. But now, the only thing still gold about her is her family's wealth. It's like buying a 'puter in the 90's with a 60 GB hard drive, 500 MB of RAM and a 17" inch monitor. You're left with a small monitor that burns your eyes out if you look at it too long and a nice, heavy paperweight. But you can always take the hard drive out and put a couple of files on it.
That got me thinking. Perhaps I could purloin a body and insert my wife's hard drive into it? That would solve the eye-burning problem, but she's still a paperweight. So maybe I could find a non-moron and stick their brain into my wife's body. No more paperweight, but I'd still torch my opticals.
I guess the best I can do is buy her some peripherals.
2 comments:
But who would take me to all-breeding shows?
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