Operation: Heroes 361

Well, I just received some complex orders from the big man. He's very worked-up over this. Operation: Heroes 361, that's the mission's code name.

I'm going to be needing all our top agents on this one. So, stay in touch. I should have more detailed orders for you all in a week or so.

Also, now would be a good time to prove yourself. Are you 1337 enough?

Those of you that can't wait for more orders can help out with something else.

Paper. It's our way of life. And that way of life is being threatened by the so-called "environmentalists" and global-warming advocates.

We need to send them a message.

To help, save the image below onto your computer, print it onto a sheet of paper, centered, with the text, "Long Live Paper!" underneath.



Then, mail the document to:

NBC News
30 Rockefeller Plaza
New York, N.Y. 10112