Now? How about now?
I picked up Angela's dry cleaning and had returned it to her.
"There you are," I said tossing the clothes on Bob's old desk. "So, I guess the devil really does wear Prada."
"Ha ha, Noah. So very funny," she replied unenthusiastically. She examined the clothing and said, "Yes, well, that will do."
"So, can I get back to hunting villains now?"
She gave me a strange and creepy look (not that she has many others) and said, "I will send you out when the time is right."
"But it's 3:14!" I complained. "The time is right!"
"Hmmm...I'm not feeling it," she moaned in that dreadful old lady voice of hers.
"What about now?"
"Still no."
"Now?"
"No."
"How about--"
"No!"
I could tell I was wearing her down. Any minute now she would crack.
....THREE HOURS LATER....
"It's 6:15...that's gotta be the right time."
"It's not," she responded.
"Now?"
"No."
"How about now?"
"Still no."
"What about--"
"No!"
2 comments:
You will sure need a big cup full of decaf! (And you know who to ask for decaf, right?) (No, not Sylar. Guess again.)
I think Mama wants you so bad, Mr Bennet.
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