Guest Poster: Ted - Me Like Bunny

When Ted small, me have pet bunny! Bunny fun! Me like.

Momma Ted say bunny no live long like Ted. She say bunny no be here forever. Me scared. Ted no want bunny go away. But me not know how stop bunny leaving.

Me get good plan! Me go find hammer and nail. Bunny stuck good to floor! He no leave now!

But Momma Ted get very mad. She beat Ted! Me cried!

Momma Ted get bunny off floor. She throw bunny away! Ted very angry. But no have good fire when me small. If me had good fire, me use fire on Momma Ted. Make Momma Ted bring bunny back!

But me no always like bunny! When Ted smaller than small, me scared of bunny. Bunny look evil. Make Ted pee pee in pants.

Momma Ted take picture! Show picture to everyone! She think it funny. Make her laugh. Ted no laugh. Ted not think it funny. Ted think it mean!

Me have picture. Me show you. But you no laugh! Ted no scared of bunny now. Me have good fire. Me make fire on bunny.

You laugh and me make fire on you!

Here is picture of bunny and Ted: